Take A Sexy Picture Of Me Lyrics

Ever since i was a little girl

I only wanted to be sexy

Nine years old tryna wax my legs with tape

There are some things only i can see

A little spot that can’t be lifted

On my left hand

Digging like a car key, so you see

I’ve been having a horrible time of late

I get none of your sympathy but all of the pain hits

And the fog lifts

And then it’s too much for therapy

Oh baby heed my solution

And take a sexy picture, take a sexy picture of me

(and make me look 16)

listen!

I did the butcher

I did the baker

I did the home and the family maker

I did schoolgirl fantasies

I did leg things and hand stuff

And single woman banter

Now tell me what was in it for me?

I’ve been having a horrible time of late

I get none of your sympathy but all of the pain hits

And the fog lifts

And then it’s too much for therapy

Oh baby heed my solution

And take a sexy picture, take a sexy picture of me

(and make me look 15)

You haven’t looked at me the same since i turned 27

Where goes my potential? Oh she’s up in heaven?

Rest in peace to any chance of me dating within my station

No doctor or pope can grant diagnosis

I’ve peeled through the forums

There’s no cure for old sis

But here’s a message to the party girls

dragged out by their ankles

I’m here if you need me, deep in your afters

I’ve been having a horrible time of late

I get none of your sympathy but all of the pain hits

And the fog lifts

And then it’s too much for therapy

Oh baby heed my solution

And take a sexy picture, take a sexy picture,

can’t you see me wither? take a sexy picture of me!

And make me look 14

Or like 10

Or like five

Or like two

Like a baby

Whoever it is that you’re

gonna love so you’ll be nice to me